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Those from whose pocket the salary is drawn, and by whose appointment the officer was made, have always a right to discuss the merits of their officers, and their modes of exercising the duties they are paid to perform.

Quote by Charles Babbage about salary, rightness

We'll try to include Iraqi officers in our staffs. We will do everything we can to empower Iraqi security forces to stand up on their own and operate where they can alone.

Quote by John Abizaid about force, security

The Communists were interested in getting into key positions as union officers, statisticians, economists, etc. , in order to utilize the apparatus of the unions to promote the cause of revolution.

Quote by John Thomas Flynn about communism, revolution, union, order

It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, fire

The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, being

The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, perfection, day

The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, things

If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, need, contentment

Stay away from officers in combat, they're clever decoys for noncoms.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, intelligence

If a large group of drunk bikers is "holed-up" in a house, the Department will send one officer in a beat car. If there is one biker "holed-up" in a house, they will send the entire S. W. A. T. Team.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, home, house

The likelihood that you are speaking to an undercover law enforcement officer, is directly proportional to the number of personal questions being asked of you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, numbers, law, being, contentment

Any time you decide to do something, even slightly against the law, a police officer will just so happen to be near enough to see it happen.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, law, time, contentment

Two beers, officer is always two more than they should have had.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

Don't look conspicuous - it antagonizes officers.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

If you charge in all alone, you'll be shot by your own officers.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment

Contrary to popular belief - general officers don't get tickets.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, faith

Take off your hat and the MP Duty Officer shows up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, duty

Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Fire Control Officer is watching.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, failure, success, fire

Any patient, when given the option of either going to Jail or going to the Hospital by a Police Officer, will always be inside the Ambulance before you are.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, police, contentment

Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum.

Quote by Joe Orton about encouragement, police