Those moments right before we invaded, I wish that I could have done something. But...
What is exhilarating in bad taste is the aristocratic pleasure of giving offense.
Murphy's commerce laws: When in trouble change the subject. However, this may lead the subject to another one of your offenses.
If you are British, you soon get used to people not loving you. The Irish remind us of offenses from 100 years ago. Perhaps we should react to what the French did to us even longer ago.
It's fun leading this offense. I don't think we've hit our peak.
Justice consists in doing no injury to men; decency in giving them no offense.