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If you can't remember, you left the film at home.

If you can't remember, you left the film at home.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, home, film, contentment

The insurance inspector always shows up to take photos of...

The insurance inspector always shows up to take photos of the building as you are putting the evicted tenant’s possessions on the curb.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, tenants, contentment

Automatic Cameras - Aren't.

Automatic Cameras - Aren't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography

Auto Focus - won't.

Auto Focus - won't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, concentration

No photo assignment remains unchanged after the first day...

No photo assignment remains unchanged after the first day of shooting.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, day

When in doubt, motor out.

When in doubt, motor out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, doubt

If a photo shoot goes too smoothly, then the lab will...

If a photo shoot goes too smoothly, then the lab will lose the film.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film

The most critical roll of film is fogged.

The most critical roll of film is fogged.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film

If you forgot, then you did not rewind the film.

If you forgot, then you did not rewind the film.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film, contentment

Photo Assistants are essential, they give photographers...

Photo Assistants are essential, they give photographers someone to yell at.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, essential

The one item batteries, film, and ect, you need is always...

The one item batteries, film, and ect, you need is always in short supply.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, film, need, contentment

Long life batteries only last for a couple of rolls.

Long life batteries only last for a couple of rolls.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about film, photography, couple, life

Weather never cooperates.

Weather never cooperates.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, weather

Everything always works in your home, everything always...

Everything always works in your home, everything always fails on location.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, home

The newest and least experienced photographer will...

The newest and least experienced photographer will usually win the Pulitzer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography

Every instruction given to a lab, which can be...

Every instruction given to a lab, which can be misunderstood, will be.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography

Never tell the Photo Editor you have nothing to do.

Never tell the Photo Editor you have nothing to do.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, nothing, contentment

No photojournalist is well dressed.

No photojournalist is well dressed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about journalism, photography

No well dressed photographer is a photojournalist.

No well dressed photographer is a photojournalist.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, journalism

Professional photographers are predictable; the world is...

Professional photographers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, world

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