The bus you plan to take always leaves five minutes before you reach the bus stop. The bus you do take is always ten minutes late.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment
It's got the hallmark of al-Qaida and Zarqawi all over it - two independent attacks within four minutes of one another widely separated using suicide bombers.Quote by John Abizaid
We have long possessed the art of war and the science of war, which have been evolved in the minutest detail.Quote by Fredrik Bajer about war, science, art, magic
There is more good writing and good acting in any ten minutes of Twister than in, say, all of Citizen Kane.Quote by Orson Scott about good, good luck, writing
When working with an orchestra, you never spend more than 20 minutes per recording session.Quote by Placido Domingo about contentment
It's part of our nature. As much as I love (brother and guitarist Eddie), if you put us in a room with no one else for 15 minutes, we'd be at each other's throats.Quote by Alex Van Halen about nature, love, contentment
Well this is aptly called a junket, for both of us. I have never been to a house of prostitution, but I understand that you get in more than seven minutes.Quote by Dustin Hoffman about home, house, contentment
I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.Quote by Anthony Hopkins about smoke, drinking, lie, day
I mean, if I have to play a sensitive scene and do a bit of emotional stuff, I just take a few minutes to be quiet.Quote by Alfred Hitchcock about opinion, quiet
It was strange not to have my father there, but he lives just 10 minutes away. Besides, even if you're not together physically, the love never dies.Quote by Whitney Houston about love, contentment
My life in the past 20 years has changed. I don't count days anymore, I count the hours, the minutes, the seconds.Quote by Julio Iglesias about day, past, life
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about technology, events, meetings
If you forget to save you're work every 5 minutes, it will break down after you've been at it for an hour.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment, work
The hardware store closes five minutes before you get there.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about stores, contentment
The library will close 5 minutes before you remember that you left your book bag inside.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about irony, education, contentment
If you drive your patrol car to the geometric center of the Gobi Desert, within five minutes some dumb civilian will pull along side you and ask for directions.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, contentment
You're doing the: Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance, only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, dance, hell, happiness, contentment