The sinews of war are five - men, money, materials, maintenance (food) and morale.Quote by Ernest Hemingway about food, war, money, man
Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, attention, money
The maintenance engineer will never have seen a model quite like yours before.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
Complete computer breakdown will happen shortly after the maintenance person has left.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, people