In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about man, people, rightness
There are things God does for me daily, and it throws me into brain lock, because I know in my heart I don't deserve that kind of grace. I don't deserve that break.Quote by Willie Aames about brain, grace, heart, god, things
I'll dabble here and there in different forms of the art, but the label has me locked down like a slave so, of course, I'll be doing albums during this time.Quote by Erykah Badu about art, magic, time
When you've been locked up in a mental institution, people are going to ask questions. It was OK, because I didn't have to act perfect all the time.Quote by Drew Barrymore about perfection, time, people
I consider myself more of a loner now and I think when you get older, especially in this game, and just talking with other players who have come and gone, I see what they were saying when I was a young guy in the locker room.Quote by Brett Favre about talking, games
Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.Quote by Samuel Johnson about wine, nothing, man
If I didn't have my films as an outlet for all the different sides of me, I would probably be locked up.Quote by Angelina Jolie about film
Tenants only lock themselves out in the middle of the night... or on Christmas.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, christmas, night
The number of people who lock their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, weather, numbers, bad luck, bad, people
When it’s time to leave for the airport to your first EOT, and all your pards are waiting in the is car, that’s the time the safe will refuse to open and the only safe/lock smith within 50 miles is on vacation and your CAS friend, Yellow Dog Tick,...Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, time
No matter how many times they are cycled at home, New guns will always lock up at first match.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, home
All guns, no matter how many $$$$ spent on them for action jobs, will always lock up.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, action
The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint locking techniques.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about use
When a conductor gives students letters for parents, 15% will be left on music stands, 25% will be inside the music, 15% will rot in instrument cases, 15% will be left in lockers, 15% will crawl under the student's bed, and 15% of the parents will...Quote by Edward A. Murphy about parents, music
No matter how good your lock picking expert gets, the locks get better.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good, good luck
We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to look out of while the fire burns the house down with us trapped, locked in it.Quote by Tennessee Williams about opinion, fire, fire brigade, home, house