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The most precise measuring instrument known to man for finding the exact center underneath a parked vehicle is a ball being used in a very enjoyable lawn game, this will not work if other balls are available.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, being, work, man

Men love women because women are the loveliest things on...

Men love women because women are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn.

GQuote by Guy Browning about humor, man, earth, love, god, things

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