I don't look like Halle Berry. But chances are, she's going to end up looking like me.
If you violate Nature's laws you are your own prosecuting attorney, judge, jury, and hangman.
If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.
The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury.
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.
Murphy's medicine laws: The number of distraught and uncooperative relatives surrounding any given patient varies exponentially with the seriousness of the patient's illness or injury.
Murphy's medicine laws: As the seriousness of any given injury increases, the availability of light to examine that injury decreases.
Murphy's medicine laws: Any injury, the sight of which makes you want to puke, should immediately be covered by 4x4's and Kerlix.
Murphy's medicine laws: In any accident, the degree of injury suffered by a patient is inversely proportional to the amount and volume of agonized screaming produced by that patient.
Murphy's medicine laws: The severity of the injury is directly proportional to the weight of the patient.
Justice consists in doing no injury to men; decency in giving them no offense.
The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury.
Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.
Where there is injury let me sow pardon.