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I try to exist in a world where there is freedom of opinion, where you're allowed to make jokes. I don't want to live in some PC world where no-one's allowed to say anything.

Quote by Boy George about opinion, world

Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in...

Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.

Quote by Jim Fowler

Any and all jokes will be misunderstood as insults, ...

Any and all jokes will be misunderstood as insults, clues, or just plain missed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about insults

Remember, if you do the same act for 20, 30 years it gets a little boring unless you've got something else going for you, and the orchestra really kept you going. They'd laugh at all your jokes, even if they'd been hearing them for the last 30 years.

Quote by Donald O'Connor about recollection

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I...

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Quote by Dolly Parton

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that...

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

Quote by Dolly Parton

People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart. It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.

Quote by Dolly Parton about opinion, people, heart

I wonder what could have changedIn meAnd in my faith, Of which I know I've changed nothing, Not even my apprentice pride, Which I find it todayIn those volumeWhere I've wrote only jokesFearing the old age!

Quote by Ion Minulescu about poetry, olderness, proudness, miracle, faith, age, old, nothing

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