Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.Quote by Marcus Aurelius about common sense, sense
As the seriousness of any given injury increases, the availability of light to examine that injury decreases.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, light
Justice consists in doing no injury to men; decency in giving them no offense.Quote by Marcus Tullius Cicero about rightness, justice, man
The severity of the injury is directly proportional to the weight of the patient.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
In any accident, the degree of injury suffered by a patient is inversely proportional to the amount and volume of agonized screaming produced by that patient.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Any injury, the sight of which makes you want to puke, should immediately be covered by 4x4's and Kerlix.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
The number of distraught and uncooperative relatives surrounding any given patient varies exponentially with the seriousness of the patient's illness or injury.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, numbers
After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt exam.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about magic, night
If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fall
If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.Quote by Niccolo Machiavelli about opinion, need, man