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If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow...

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!

Quote by Willie Aames about god, creation

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy....

Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

Quote by Kevin Bacon about talent, contentment

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher......

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

Quote by Douglas Adams about wife

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Quote by Scott Adams about nothing

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Quote by Johnny Depp about power, man

Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in...

Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.

Quote by Marcus Tullius Cicero about error, man

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession.

Quote by Katharine Hepburn about perfection

It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, ...

It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade, fire

The perfect nurse for the job will apply the day after...

The perfect nurse for the job will apply the day after that post is filled by some semi qualified idiot.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, perfection, day

Assume that all field personnel are idiots until their...

Assume that all field personnel are idiots until their actions prove your assumption.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their...

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about intelligence, experience, contentment

Half the world is made up from idiots and the other half...

Half the world is made up from idiots and the other half from people smart enough to take indecent advantage of them.

Quote by Walter Francis Kerr about stupidity, intelligence, world, people

In all of nature, a male belongs to a female that he fancies and who fancies him. And so among the animals there are no idiots. But with us!... I'm a Jew, so I musn't love a Christian woman... He's a merchant, so he's got no right to a countess......

Quote by Bolesław Prus about love, christianity, woman, animals, money, nature, rightness, contentment

For the smart ones genius is an idiot.

For the smart ones genius is an idiot.

GQuote by Gavriil Stiharul about genius, intelligence

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