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Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his...

Civilization is a youth with a molotov cocktail in his hand. Culture is the Soviet tank or L.A. cop that guns him down.

Quote by Edward Abbey about police, civilization, youth, culture

My favourite all-time work of fiction: Lord of the Rings. My favourite all-time nonfiction book: Guns, Germs, and Steel. Ask me again next week, you'll get a different answer.

Quote by Orson Scott about fiction, time, work, contentment

They say there's a million guns out there that they cannot account for. And Scotland has the worst drug situation in Europe. Everybody knows where it is and they're powerless to do anything.

Quote by Sean Connery

I don't really like using guns too much, you know, even...

I don't really like using guns too much, you know, even for sport.

Quote by Mick Jagger about sport, contentment

If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in...

If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, enemies, contentment

Empty guns aren't.

Empty guns aren't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

Turret mounted machine guns usually work better than...

Turret mounted machine guns usually work better than lights and sirens.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, work

Don’t ever try and joke around with a cop when you are transporting 8+ guns and 1000+ rounds of ammo to or from a Club called, Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, police, joke, justice, contentment

Stealth Bullets only work in stealth guns on a stealth...

Stealth Bullets only work in stealth guns on a stealth stage being shot by a stealth cowboy or cowgirl.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, being, work

No matter how many times they are cycled at home, New...

No matter how many times they are cycled at home, New guns will always lock up at first match.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, home

All guns, no matter how many $$$$ spent on them for...

All guns, no matter how many $$$$ spent on them for action jobs, will always lock up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, action

All CB guns have the inherent ability to be staged unloaded.

All CB guns have the inherent ability to be staged unloaded.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, ability

There really are stage gremlins who move your guns, takes rounds out of them or put more in, rigs props to not work and who move targets out of harms way just as the trigger is pulled.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, work

Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys Mother, dog, truck, ...

Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys Mother, dog, truck, bass boat, horse, collection of guns or his selection of chew.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, mother

All CAS tents leak and the leak will always be directly...

All CAS tents leak and the leak will always be directly above the bedding material of the tenants or his guns.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, tenants

38s really aren’t mouse guns; their hands are too small...

38s really aren’t mouse guns; their hands are too small to reach the trigger.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

All cowboys who insist on wearing a shot shell bra belt...

All cowboys who insist on wearing a shot shell bra belt will always be wearing rhinestones or sequins and have shinny guns with mother of pearl grips.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, mother

Just like guns, spurs really can lock up.

Just like guns, spurs really can lock up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

In England, we don't have any guns whatsoever.

In England, we don't have any guns whatsoever.

Quote by Simon Pegg about opinion

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