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Golf carts used as gun carts are still golf carts and we...

Golf carts used as gun carts are still golf carts and we all know what that means.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Quote by Arnold Palmer about opinion

Clay birds launched from a taut spring are going about 60MPH. A driven golf ball travels about 250MPH. Don’t ever bet that you can hit a golf ball with a shot gun before dark unless you really don’t need that shoulder any more.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, spring, dark, need, contentment

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, ...

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air.

Quote by Jack Benny about comedy, air, contentment

It took me seventeen years to get 3, 000 hits in baseball....

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Quote by Hank Aaron

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in...

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Quote by Hank Aaron

The books I've written for gaming companies are a like games of miniature golf where the object is to weave an interesting story through an obstacle course.

Quote by Lynn Abbey about games, companies, obstacles, books

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf...

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Quote by Franklin P. Adams about olderness, age, old, contentment

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.

Quote by Sean Connery about wife, chance

You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the US Open Golf Tournament.

Quote by Sean Connery about things, contentment

My wife, she still gives me a hard time, and says I hunt too much or I like to play golf too much. And she's probably right, but it sure beats some of the things I used to do.

Quote by Brett Favre about wife, rightness, things, time

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting...

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

Quote by Gerald R. Ford

The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder, the praise for what was done right and the sympathetic nod for what wasn't are as much a part of golf as life itself.

Quote by Gerald R. Ford about praise, rightness, life

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet...

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

Quote by Ernest Hemingway about games

Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.

Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy

Rain on a golf course is Gods way of telling you that...

Rain on a golf course is Gods way of telling you that you're playing too slow.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about gods, rain, contentment

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf...

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

Quote by Arnold Palmer about games

Success in golf depends less on strength of body than...

Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character.

Quote by Arnold Palmer about success, character, body, mind

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of...

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

Quote by Pelham Grenville Wodehouse about success, wealth, character

To buy this car you must decide that what you really want is something that’s not quite as good as a Golf. Except for a couple of things. The way it feels and the way it looks. If these are important to you, try one. You might like it. I did

Quote by Jeremy Clarkson about cars, couple, commerce, contentment, things, good, good luck

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