Truth never yet fell dead in the streets; it has such affinity with the soul of man, the seed...
In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence... in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties... Work is accomplished...
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: The 10 minutes presentation or video stating everything on how the company caring about you as an employee and as an individual was originally a brilliant April fools...
Murphy's commerce laws: The employee who has performed his duties faithfully and without fault for 5 years will be given an increase of five cents per day in his pay - provided the profits allow it.
Murphy's computers laws: An employee rank is in inverse proportion to his use of a computer, and in proportion to its performance.
I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut employee, and the white one was the ultimate, with the white turtleneck collar, that was the ultimate in bad taste.
The American people depend on these federal employees to process, investigate, and adjudicate applications for immigration rights and benefits in a timely and thorough manner.