The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, beauty
The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, commerce, money, contentment
The best things in the world are free and worth every penny of it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, things, world
If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, good, good luck
Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, time, contentment
The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, feelings, woman, contentment
No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, problems, sex, time
Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, contentment, people
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, contentment