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When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers...

When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there's not a cop in sight.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, police

You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he...

You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, man, contentment

If you don't have time to study the drivers' manual, ...

If you don't have time to study the drivers' manual, drive your mother somewhere and get a quick refresher course.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, time, contentment

When two drivers curse each other on the road, and one of...

When two drivers curse each other on the road, and one of them happens to be a Jew, you can't define that as anti-Semitism.

Quote by Jean-Marie Le Pen about contentment

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