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The difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following: Sentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to avoid hitting a rabbit on the road. Being sentimental is when the same driver, when swerving away from the rabbit, hits a...

Quote by Frank Herbert about being

I am working Sally Field, who is directing her first film, starring Minnie Driver.

Quote by Paula Abdul about film

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time-a tremendous whack.

Quote by Winston Churchill about intelligence, use, time

I was 22. I had been very drunk and I was walking in the crosswalk, and the drunk driver hit me. God's been trying to tell me this the whole time to stop.

Quote by Melanie Griffith about god, time

People do more important jobs than acting in film that should be recognised, but for some reason it's big money, so people are elevated in status. If I was a bus driver, I'm sure you wouldn't be interviewing me.

Quote by Adam Garcia about modesty, reason, people, film, money

I'm the slowest driver in the world.

Quote by Anthony Hopkins about truth, world

It's like everyone I have dinner with, I'm having an affair with. Who was it I met the other day? Minnie Driver! She seems charming, but that's the only time I've met her.

Quote by Mick Jagger about affair, day, time

When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there's not a cop in sight.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, police

The vehicle with the largest driver has automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, rightness

Any driver in front of you will immediately lose the ability to drive their car.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, ability

If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, change

The more times you ask the driver to tell you when to get off the bus, the chance he won't tell you is bigger.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, chance

When your behind time you always get every learner driver in front of you and every light is red.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, light, time

You can always ID a Marlin man by the screw drivers he carries in his ammo belt loops.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, man

If you don't have time to study the drivers' manual, drive your mother somewhere and get a quick refresher course.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, time

It was not pre-arranged, it just happened that the driver made a demand and I just didn't feel like obeying his demand. I was quite tired after spending a full day working.

Quote by Rosa Parks about opinion, day

When two drivers curse each other on the road, and one of them happens to be a Jew, you can't define that as anti-Semitism.

Quote by Jean-Marie Le Pen