It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.Quote by Henry Ford about money
A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, failure
A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, failure
In a line the biggest order is in the front, and the customer has coupons and wants to write a check.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, order
In a 24 hour store, there are 5 customers in the store and they always come to the register at the same time, and again the customer with the largest order is the first one in line.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, order, time
The Customer is always unhappy about your product and service.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce
When a customer says: It's perfect except... you know it will be necessary to rebuild the whole piece.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, perfection
When you stand at your counter for hours on end and then go to break, that's when the customer comes and rings the bell for help.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, help, end
The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time any explanation necessary.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, time
Our goal is to be the industry leader in UNIX systems and solutions and in the process better serve customers and offer them choices in the market.Quote by John Patrick about purpose
Courteous treatment will make a customer a walking advertisement.Quote by James Cash Penney about advertising
I never trust an executive who tends to pass the buck. Nor would I want to deal with him as a customer or a supplier.Quote by James Cash Penney about reliability
We can serve our customers well only if our buying jobs are right. You cannot sell if you haven't ordered wanted goods into your store.Quote by James Cash Penney about commerce, haven, rightness