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Cops arrive late to the scene of crime.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, crime, criminals

Cops are society's Sacrificial Lambs. Hey, at least we're not their Jackasses. That would be the Brass.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, society

Tear gas works on cops too, and regardless of wind direction, will always blow back in your face.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, face

If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guys he swings at.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, fight, bad luck, bad

Bullets work on veteran cops too. They also work on weight lifters, martial arts experts, department marksmen, Narco Investigators, S.W.A.T. jocks, and others who consider themselves immortal.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, immortality, art, work

On an extended Crime Scene, when someone shows up with the doughnuts and coffee, the cops who usually get them are the ones standing around doing nothing and could have gone themselves.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police, crime, criminals, nothing

All cops who stop cowboys going to or from a meet never have a sense of western humor.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, humor, common sense, sense

It was a rich and gorgeous sunset an American sunset, and the ruddy glow of the sky was reflected from some extensive pools of water among the shadowy copses in the meadow below.

Quote by Francis Parkman about wealth, water, sky, americans