I don't look like Halle Berry. But chances are, she's going to end up looking like me.
Traieste clipa,crede-ma,nu astepta ziua de maine, culege trandafirii vietii acum.
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: After trying to get something apart or together for 90 minutes, you find a clip that gets the job done in 30 seconds tried and tested many times.
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: Clipper motors will quit only when you have the horse's head left to trim.
Murphy's miscellaneous laws: Clipper blades will become dull only when the horse is half finished.
Murphy's commerce laws: You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
English is clipped in speech. Texas is exactly the opposite.