Golf carts used as gun carts are still golf carts and we all know what that means.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
No one uses a ribbon typewriter any more, but your final draft is not the time to try to wring a few more sheets out of your inkjet cartridge.Quote by Lynn Abbey about time
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.Quote by Scott Adams about obstacles, purpose, failure
It is a workout video geared to women, so we wanted to have the presence of a man on the DVD-this guy looks like a cartoon character, he's so ripped.Quote by Carmen Electra about character, man
Teddy Roosevelt... once said, 'Speak softly and carry a big stick. ' Jimmy Carter wants to speak loudly and carry a fly swatter.Quote by Gerald R. Ford
Why do you need to do a fancy cartwheel for before you hit him? It just looks stupid.Quote by Owen Hart about need
No matter how many carts you have made that were based on years of CAS experience, some new pard on his first time out will have a better one.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, experience, time
Gun carts are addictive, the only known cure is to build a factory and hire help for the mass production of your last and perfect cart.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, help, perfection
No matter how wide the tread and how big the tires, your cart will tip over at Tin Star Ranch.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, celebrity
If the stage calls for a reload off body, your extra bullet will always be on your cart.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, body
If stage calls for reloading off you body, the first and sometimes the second cartridge you pull out of your pouch will always be the wrong caliber.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, bad, body
Electric powered gun carts don’t really need push handles.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys, need
The battery on an electric cart will always go dead at the stage furthest away from your vehicle.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cowboys
If Carter had been there when the AIDS crisis came up, it would have been a whole different story, it could have been treated like a legitimate disease.Quote by Jean O'Leary about love
During the meeting with President Carter, we proposed the development of a new kind of relationship with the United States.Quote by Daniel Ortega about politics, evolution
It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any...Quote by Trey Parker about things
It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.Quote by Trey Parker about law, writers, time, love
I decided I was going to tell these stories. I went around and met Crumb. He was the cartoonist. I started realizing comics weren't just kid stuff.Quote by Harvey Pekar