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Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when...

Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another “unrelated” part is modified.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Bugs mysteriously appear when you say, Watch this!

Bugs mysteriously appear when you say, Watch this!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment

Bugs always want to land on the mirror during a lens swap.

Bugs always want to land on the mirror during a lens swap.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography

Each computer code has five bugs, and tis number does not...

Each computer code has five bugs, and tis number does not depend on how many bugs have been already found it is conservative.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, numbers

A patch is a piece of software which replaces old bugs...

A patch is a piece of software which replaces old bugs with new bugs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, old, olderness

I was going into these very sad, lonely places, as well as all the physical stuff I was dealing with to make the movie: I was naked, shackled, and cold; they were putting bugs in my hair; and that was a real rat climbing up my leg.

Quote by Kevin Bacon about real estate

You see, antiquated ideas of kindness and generosity are simply bugs that must be programmed out of our world. And these cold, unfeeling machines will show us the way.

Quote by Bill Gates about generosity, world, contentment

The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.

The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, problems

A working program is one that has only unobserved bugs.

A working program is one that has only unobserved bugs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except...

Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, impossible, end

The number of bugs always exceeds the number of lines...

The number of bugs always exceeds the number of lines found in a program.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, numbers

The probability of bugs appearing is directly...

The probability of bugs appearing is directly proportional to the number and importance of people watching.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, numbers, people

The worst bugs in your program will show up only during...

The worst bugs in your program will show up only during the final review.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

75% of the bugs laws in this page can be applied to MS...

75% of the bugs laws in this page can be applied to MS Windows.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about computers

A single picture tells more than a thousand words. Any...

A single picture tells more than a thousand words. Any technical picture has more than thousand bugs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about word

A single picture has more bugs than be described with...

A single picture has more bugs than be described with thousand words.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about word

When you think you've got a foothold in Arulco, one town's mine runs dry, the other gets run over by the bugs, and a third one is recaptured by the army.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about army, city, contentment

People have no tolerance, they think all bugs are bad....

People have no tolerance, they think all bugs are bad. It's the American way, if you don't like something, kill it.

Quote by Carl Olson about tolerance, americans, bad luck, bad, people, contentment

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