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Beer Math: 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, man

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

Quote by Johnny Depp about old, olderness, man

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.

Quote by Josh Duhamel about football, love

You see me onstage, you see me on the video. But you don't see the people here in this house. You don't see us sitting back watching TV, drinking a beer, just coolin' out.

Quote by Whitney Houston about drinking, home, house, people

My favorite actor is Wallace Beery.

Quote by Don Johnson about actors

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, heads, home

Two beers, officer is always two more than they should have had.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about police

Vehicles providing essential services, such as beer delivery trucks, have automatic right of way.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, essential, rightness

Sooner or later you will spill your beer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy