If you have this enormous talent, it's got you by the balls, it's a demon. You can't be a family man and a husband and a caring person and be that animal. Dickens wasn't that nice a guy.Quote by Dustin Hoffman about husband, family, talent, people, man
Murphy's love laws: If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.Quote by Edgar Allan Poe about love
Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, food
The most precise measuring instrument known to man for finding the exact center underneath a parked vehicle is a ball being used in a very enjoyable lawn game, this will not work if other balls are available.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about games, being, work, man