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As soon as you've ordered the pizzas, 25 patients show up at the ER registration desk along with three ambulances all with cardiac arrests!

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

You may not install a car catcher on the front of the ambulance.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, contentment

Yuppies involved in accidents complain how bumpy the ambulance ride is.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

Any patient, when given the option of either going to Jail or going to the Hospital by a Police Officer, will always be inside the Ambulance before you are.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, police, contentment

Any Ambulance, whether it is responding to a call or traveling to a Hospital, with Lights and Siren, will be totally ignored by all motorists, pedestrians, and dogs which may be found in or near the roads along its route.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine

A virtually infinite number of wide-eyed and inquisitive school-aged children can climb into the back of any Ambulance, and, given the opportunity, invariably will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, chance, infinite, numbers, school, children

Libertarians argue that no normal adult has the right to impose choices on other normal adults, except in abnormal circumstances, such as when one person finds another unconscious and administers medical assistance or calls an ambulance.

Quote by Tom G. Palmer about liberty, circumstances, people, rightness