The printer is either out of toner or there is no paper...

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The printer is either out of toner or there is no paper only when the client asks for 10 copies of a 120 page report by evening.

Edward A. Murphy

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Edward A. Murphy

Edward A. Murphy 1918-1990, engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Was born on: 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.

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