You never truly know a significant other is until you meet him/her in a court of law.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law
No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law
Ament's First Law of Corporate Survival: when you see the shit is about to hit the fan, shut your mouth.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law
Murphy's Law ill go into effect at the beginning of an evaluation.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law
All that has been accomplished by the insertion of the computer into the classroom is the combining of two areas covered under Murphy's Law.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law
Law of Behavioral Management: nothing gets their attention like placing your nails on the chalkboard.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law
The likelihood that you are speaking to an undercover law enforcement officer, is directly proportional to the number of personal questions being asked of you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law
Any time you decide to do something, even slightly against the law, a police officer will just so happen to be near enough to see it happen.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law
Your lost needle will be found by your son, husband or brother-in-law, while walking around barefoot.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law
If you forgot to repair your equipment after each battle, your rifle will jam when you spend your merc's last action points to kill a wounded enemy, who will in turn reattribute by firing a LAW at your position.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law
When you know that you are in luck - Murphy's law will apply to you; If you know that Murphy will strike you at any time - he won't; but than you will know he won't so he will.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law
If you put a law into your own words, you can name it after yourself (take many laws from this site into account, though not this one ahem.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about law