Fire drills always occur on your day from hell.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, hell, fire, fire brigade, day
The first person in line when the clinic opens will not require urgent care. The sickest person will arrive 5 minutes before closing: I thought I'd feel better.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, people, thinking
You do the: Just discharged the Patient from Hell dance only to turn around and find the Consultant Neuro-Psychiatrist looking at you like you're their next patient.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, dance, hell
You may not install a car catcher on the front of the ambulance.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
The more equipment you see on a EMT's belt, the newer they are.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Examine all chest clutchers first, bleeders next, then the rest of the whiners.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
When dealing with citizens, if it felt good saying it, it was wrong.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, bad, good, good luck
Riding shotgun does not mean you shoot the tires of non-yielding vehicles.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
If at all possible, avoid any edible item that fire fighters prepare.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, fire, fire brigade
EMS is extended periods of boredom, interrupted by moments of sheer terror.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, boredom, fear
Every emergency has three phases: panic, fear, remarse.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, fear
Yuppies involved in accidents complain how bumpy the ambulance ride is.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
It's not a compliment when Policemen say you're crude, crass & cynical.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
The severity of the injury is directly proportional to the weight of the patient.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine
Turret mounted machine guns usually work better than lights and sirens.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, work