Murphy's laws, page 3
1794 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, woman, man
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, chance, parents, sex
The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, games
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, garden
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, kiss
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, things, nothing
Murphy's love laws; If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, moon, univers, research
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, physics, sex
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, word, old, olderness, sex
You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, intelligence, imagination