Life has a practice of living you, if you don't live it.
I have, all my life long, been lying till noon; yet I tell young men, and tell them with great sincerity, that nobody who does not rise early will never do any good.
Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
You never find people laboring to convince you that you may live very happily upon a plentiful income.
You hesitate to stab me with a word, and know not - silence is the sharper sword.
You find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.
You cannot spend money in luxury without doing good to the poor. Nay, you do more good to them by spending it in luxury, than by giving it; for by spending it in luxury, you make them exert...
You can't be in politics unless you can walk in a room and know in a minute who's for you and who's against you.
Without frugality none can be rich, and with it very few would be poor.
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others.
Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it.
Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.
When men come to like a sea-life, they are not fit to live on land.
When making your choice in life, do not neglect to live.
When any calamity has been suffered the first thing to be remembered is, how much has been escaped.
When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.
When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.
What we hope ever to do with ease, we must learn first to do with diligence.
What makes all doctrines plain and clear? About two hundred pounds a year. And that which was proved true before, prove false again? Two hundred more.