For me, writing a short story is much, much harder than writing a novel.
I'll keep going till my face falls off.
I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.
After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.
A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.