Happiness never lays its finger on its pulse.
You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal.
With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying.
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.
Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.
There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.
There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in our world. And now I have a daughter to think about. It's really the first time I've thought about the...
There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love.
The quality of life is so different in France. There is the possibility of living a simple life. I would never contemplate raising my daughter in LA. I would never raise any child there.
The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing.
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
The fact that I am the dad is the most surprising thing. I love my family very much. And here's the part where I become the cliche father: I have never in my life thought it was possible to feel...
The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to jail for, what, five, six hours? It was absolutely worth it.
Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.
It's good to experience Hollywood in short bursts, I guess. Little snippets. I don't think I can handle being here all the time, it's pretty nutty.
It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into the world. It's like you've met your reason to live.
If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's OK to be different, that it's good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks...
I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything I can to avoid it.
I'm not sure I'm adult yet.
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.