Life has a practice of living you, if you don't live it.
You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next.
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
Storms make trees take deeper roots.
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart. It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
My weaknesses have always been food and men in that order.
My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures.
Leave something good in every day.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it.
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I also know that I'm not blonde.
I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else.
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out.
I still close my eyes and go home I can always draw from that.