Life has a practice of living you, if you don't live it.
Peace. In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
Happiness is an angel with a serious face.
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.
In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name.
A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt.
Marriage the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Love a temporary insanity curable by marriage
Life a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
Liberty one of Imagination's most precious possessions.
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
Historian a broad-gauge gossip.
Genius to know without having learned; to draw just conclusions from unknown premises; to discern the soul of things.
Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.
Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.