Murphy's miscellaneous laws: If an enemy is really dug in, you'll have forgotten to bring a mortar.
Evening promises are like butter: morning comes, and it's all melted.
Frosty the snowman: Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul, With a corn cobbed pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal. Frosty the Snowman, is a fairy tale they say; he was made...