I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.
Hot cross buns: Hot cross buns, One a penny buns; One a penny, Two a penny, Hot cross buns. Fresh, sweet buns, Come and buy my buns; One a penny, Two a penny, Fresh, sweet buns. Nice, light buns,...
Ten green bottles: Ten green bottles Hanging on the wall Ten green bottles Hanging on the wall And if one green bottle Should accidentally fall There'll be nine green bottles Hanging on the wall...
Yankee Doodle: Yankee Doodle went to town A-riding on a pony Stuck a feather in his hat And called it macaroni. Yankee Doodle, keep it up Yankee Doodle dandy Mind the music and the step And with...
Home sweet home: Mid pleasures and palaces Though we may roam, Be it ever so humble, There's no place like home. A charm from the skies Seems to hallow us there, Which seek thro' the world, Is...
Waltzing Matilda: Once a jolly swagman camped beside a billabong, Under the shade of a coolibah tree, And he sang as he sat and waited while his billy boiled, "Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with...
This old man: This old man, he played one, He played knick-knack on my thumb; Knick-knack paddywhack, Give a dog a bone, This old man came rolling home. This old man, he played two, He played...
It's raining, it's pouring: It's raining, it's pouring; The old man is snoring. He went to bed and he Bumped his head And he couldn't get up in the morning.
Morning has broken: Morning has broken, like the first morning, Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird. Praise for the singing, praise for the morning, Praise for them springing fresh from the...
He's got the whole world : He's got the whole world in his hands; He's got the wind and the rain in his hands; He's got the whole world in his hands. He's got the sun and the moon . . . He's got...
Swing low, sweet chariot: Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home; Swing low, sweet chariot, comin' for to carry me home. I looked over Jordan, and what did I see, Comin' for to carry...
Clementine: In a cavern, in a canyon, excavating for a mine, Lived a miner, forty-niner, and his daughter Clementine. CHORUS Oh my darling, Oh my darling, Oh my darling Clementine, You are lost and...
It's a long way to Tipperary: It's a long way to Tipperary It's a long way to go. It's a long way to Tipperary To the sweetest girl I know, Goodbye Piccadilly Farewell Leicester Square It's a long...
She'll be coming round the mountain: She'll be coming round the mountain When she comes She'll be coming round the mountain When she comes She'll be coming round the mountain, She'll be coming...
If you're happy and you know it: If you're happy and you know it Clap your hands (x2) If you're happy and you know it And you really want to show it If you're happy and you know it Clap your hands...
My Bonnie lies over the ocean: My Bonnie lies over the ocean, My Bonnie lies over the sea, My Bonnie lies over the ocean, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me. Ô Bring back, bring back, Oh bring back my...
Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes: Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. And Eye and ears, and a mouth and a nose. Head and...
Cockles and Mussels: In Dublin's fair city Where girls are so pretty 'Twas there I first met with Sweet Molly Malone She drove a wheelbarrow Through streets broad and narrow Crying, "Cockles and...
Knees up mother Brown: There came a girl from France Who didn't know how to dance The only thing that she could do Was knees up Mother Brown Oh, knees up Mother Brown Knees up Mother Brown Knees...
Michael Finnegan: There was an old man named Michael Finnegan, He grew whiskers on his chinnigin, The wind came around and blew them in again, Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again. There was an...
Bicycle built for two(DAISY, DAISY): Daisy, Daisy, give me you answer true. I'm half-crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage; But you'll look sweet...